Things I Learned Today

I have wisdom, wisdom born of bitter experience, to share with you:

• When you watch the beginning of a horror movie before bed, the mind feels free to finish off the story - starring you.
• Steamy dreams about your wife are much better than improvised horror.
• When running for a train, it pays to check which train it is.
• Office moves arranged while you are away will lead to you sitting somewhere you didn't expect to sit.

Learn from my mistakes, my disciples.

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