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Headlines I Find Very Unlikely #3

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image1373177881.jpgAh, the Metro. Bringing us ever more unlikely headlines for the morning commute...

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well if people live on 99p/day for a month they might fit into it. I suppose. What's wrong with knitted cossies?

I'm assuming it would cost even less to look like one of the others from Girls Aloud. My guess:

Sarah - 80p
Kimberley - 75p
Nadine - 70p
Nicola - 60p

PS I am not ashamed at being able to name every member of GA.

Is there some sort of latent anti-ginger prejudice in you pricing Nicola so low? :)

No - just an honest assessment that she is the least attractive of the bunch. But still a good looking girl.

Do you think I've displayed enough knowledge to get a job on heat yet? 'Tis my dream...

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